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Post by TREVOR RYLAND MATHIS on Nov 13, 2010 21:22:52 GMT -5
go to TFLN and pick a text you would send to the person above you.
EXAMPLE:
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Post by CARINA ELISABETH DEVEAUX on Nov 13, 2010 22:09:21 GMT -5
CARI TO TREVOR
" FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes
because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk. "
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Post by TREVOR RYLAND MATHIS on Nov 13, 2010 22:12:15 GMT -5
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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Post by BENJAMIN ISAAC MARSHALL on Nov 13, 2010 22:50:16 GMT -5
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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Post by CORY MACKENZIE SMITH on Nov 13, 2010 23:09:21 GMT -5
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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Post by EMILY ANNETTE EVANS on Nov 13, 2010 23:12:16 GMT -5
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Post by TREVOR RYLAND MATHIS on Nov 13, 2010 23:14:41 GMT -5
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said who's the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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Post by EMILY ANNETTE EVANS on Nov 13, 2010 23:20:15 GMT -5
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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Post by CARINA ELISABETH DEVEAUX on Nov 14, 2010 23:12:46 GMT -5
CARI TO EMILY
" So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door? "
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Post by BENJAMIN ISAAC MARSHALL on Nov 15, 2010 17:07:12 GMT -5
he (trevor) busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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Post by TREVOR RYLAND MATHIS on Nov 15, 2010 18:31:26 GMT -5
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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Post by CARINA ELISABETH DEVEAUX on Nov 15, 2010 18:36:43 GMT -5
CARI TO TREVOR
" im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to
make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor "
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Post by TREVOR RYLAND MATHIS on Nov 15, 2010 18:38:26 GMT -5
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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Post by ALISTAIR JAMES WALKER on Nov 19, 2010 21:49:12 GMT -5
"This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper."
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Post by DANE VIVIAN DARLING on Nov 22, 2010 0:14:10 GMT -5
"I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera."
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