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Post by jacksonleedelran on Mar 17, 2010 18:56:56 GMT -5
To Whoever left gum in the Bell and Howell--
Seriously. What the hell?! This is the second time! There's nothing worse than going to put film in only to find that there's a giant was of puke pink bubble gum. Honestly, are you that immature? Did you ever stop to think that your childish actions would piss off the wrong people? Half the Film Check is up in arms. I bet you even had a trash can right next to you! What sort of puerile jerk must you be to trash school property like that? I hope I never meet you because I'll go to jail for assault. You might hate having to use film cameras but some of us prefer that medium so if you would, stop putting gum in them and man it up.
p.s. I seriously hope your film sucked.
--General Lee
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Post by angie on Mar 17, 2010 23:17:17 GMT -5
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Post by jacksonleedelran on Mar 17, 2010 23:43:45 GMT -5
....Your note made me laugh. Much appreciated. I shall certainly take note of the aforementioned person and search them out. If you could be so kind as to lure him/her to a dark alleyway where i will be waiting with a sack of oranges to beat him/her senseless. I'm sure the entire film department (some professors included) will reward you handsomely for helping us catch this traitor. Sorry the first rather mean spirited one reached the wrong person. Seriously though...gum...I'll never understand.
--General Lee
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Post by angie on Mar 17, 2010 23:56:59 GMT -5
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Post by jacksonleedelran on Mar 18, 2010 21:55:00 GMT -5
Right. I may not be Italian but I spent my formidable teen years in New York with lots of them. I learned a few things. You seem like a cool fella, sorry you have to be serenaded with the sounds of cud chewers in front of you. Maybe he'll swallow it....i hear that the stuff sticks in your intestines. Well, if you ever need any rude wanks beaten you know who to call.
- Jake (that General lee crap was to intimidate the idiot with the gum)
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Post by angie on Mar 19, 2010 13:30:42 GMT -5
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Post by jacksonleedelran on Mar 19, 2010 18:29:42 GMT -5
Oh yeah it happened in New York! Yeah, the italians in the big apple are indeed intimidating. Especially the old scrunchy ones. Loved 'em though. They made bloody better pizza then I ever got back home. Well it's nice to meet you too Jack! Hope we run across each other on campus someday. I'm hard as bleedin' hell to miss. I'm the style-challenged British transplant with a foul mouth, hauling film shyte everywhere.
--Jake.
p.s. some people i think are chew challenged. makes me want to wire their jaws shut.
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Post by angie on Mar 19, 2010 21:13:53 GMT -5
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